I'm Sexy and I Know it

So I felt pretty good about having two dates within a week and half of creating my OKcupid account and the messages were coming in like waves.  Not going to lie I felt like I was a pretty big deal when it came to online dating.  Laura agreed as we sifted through at least five new messages a day.

But how did I really know how well I was doing at online dating?  Is online dating something you can really be good at?

Well actually yes it is.  In fact I have proof that some online daters are better than others... well at least proof that I am a superior online dater.

Think I'm sounding a bit overconfident?  Just look at this e-mail I received from OKcupid site admins themselves!

So basically yes I am hot stuff online and I even have proof of it.

But also, it says I will now see more attractive people.  Does that imply that before I was seeing only ugly people?  It is like I was on the B team and seeing other B team members but now I am part of the A team and can see the real elite OKcupid members?!

And yes I am proud of my online dating accomplishments but then I suddenly realize 'wait I'm feeling good about being popular among other online creeps like myself? I really need to re-evaluate my life.'

But overall, I know you are all jealous and don't think they send this e-mail out to just any old desperate online dater, because they don't I've asked.  Now do I put this kind of accomplishment on my resume?  And does this just further support the idea that maybe I'm better online? hmmmm when did Okcupid cause so many thought-provoking questions.  I should probably get my PhD in online dating and teach a cool class about to college kids... perfect plan!