So before I forget, to allay the fears of the masses I want to address the safety of my online dating adventure. Since I can remember my parents have always told me whenever I left the nest, "be a safety kid!" Well their constant advice as paid off for I am a safety kid and darn proud of it!
That being said, Laura, my profile manager, has already agreed to show up at all my dates and sit at a table a few feet away and act as a quick escape if necessary. Also, I am not a complete idiot so I know not to meet these new suitors in dark alley ways, deserted parks, or unknown houses. So all dates will consist of me meeting them in a public location. I just thought perhaps I shall purchase some pepper spray as an added precaution and just a fun thing to say I have. Hmmm... the extremes of safety.
So always Be a Safety Kid!
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